Jokes

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color? 

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying 
sunscreen lotion...... .. 


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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. 

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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" 
Banta : How do you know?? 
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. 

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. 
Police : How the theif did not take TV??? 
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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Thought for the Day!!! 

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination? 


Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!! 

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"

Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!! 

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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? 

Answer : On their Wedding !!

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Whats the height of Intelligence? 

Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...