Jokes1

Teacher:" What is your name?".
Student:"Mera name Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight.


Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.



Question: What is the full form of math.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students



Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE


Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!



Teacher:" Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:" Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."



Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)